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COMPARTIR NO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI YO ¬¬
COMPARTIR Típico, antes cuando tenias 6 tu celular era de juguete, ahora pibes de 6 no usan de juguete... Que tiempos...
COMPARTIR tipico : abren la sidra y pensar que le van a dar a el foco de luz
COMPARTIR Chistes:Un Hijo le Dice a la madre me conto un pajarito q te drogas y la mama responde vos sos el q te drogas que hablas con pajaritos
COMPARTIR ella ¿por que no maduras? el por que yo no maduro eso es para FRUTAS
COMPARTIR como sos según tu día de nacimieno 1-loco 2-tierno 3-feo 4-pasable 5-hermosa 6-no muy linda 7-tonto 8-estupido 9-miedosa 10-atrvido 11-bombon 12-no te besan 13-enamoras 14-burro 15-sexi 16-safan 17-tranquilo 18-culona 19-te gusta todo el mundo 20-buena honda 21-insorportable 22-bancable 23-raro 24-aburrido 25-estas re partible 26-perfecto 27-amigable 28-antisocial 29-sexy pero a la vez no muy sexy 30-nerd 31-la re buena honda
COMPARTIR IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY
COMPARTIR un 6to B no se olvida nunca!!!! :)
COMPARTIR típico se llama juan cruz y es hermoso
COMPARTIR encontra la ''V'': VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVwVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV no, no son todas ''V'' son... cuernos de unicornios :)
COMPARTIR Tipico Se Llama Micaela Y Se Rie De Todo ;)
COMPARTIR NO ES MENTIRAA JUUMM :(
COMPARTIR mejores amigas hay poco por eso siencuentras a una chica llamada eimi no la dejes ir porque en verdad vale la pena :3
COMPARTIR las enanas tienen el mejor culo
COMPARTIR La 2° De Tu Chat Te Debe Un Pulcera De Boca :3
COMPARTIR Ojos verdes + ojos marrones= Mejores amigas por siempre
COMPARTIR Las solicitudes de juegos de Facebook son los Testigos de Jehova versión 2.0...
COMPARTIR NO FUI YO APE , SI NO TE DIGO SI Y FUE :3 SI SABES QUE TE CUENTO TODO A VOS !
COMPARTIR ''Nadie es Perfecto'' Se llama jughfgfyvh pero si lo queres LAMAR NADIE esta BIEN ...
COMPARTIR Tipico :Siempre tenes una amiga Culona.
COMPARTIR Madurar : es dejar de fingir que estas muerto en la pileta ♦Madurar :es dejar de poner los cubiertos mas feos a tus hermanos ♦Madurar :es dejar de escribir jajskdksadksadk en el el chat ♦Madurar :es dejar de comer galletitas como un castor ♦Madurar :es dejar de hacer voz de extraterrestre delante del ventilador ♦Madurar :Madurar es darse cuenta de que cuando las moscas frotan sus patas no es porque están tramando algo ♦Madurar :es pisar las líneas de las baldosas sin culpa ♦Madurar :Es dejar de meter la mano en la cabina telefónica para ver si hay una monedita NO, DEFINITIVAMENTE NO MADURÉ NI UN POQUITITITITITTITO:3
COMPARTIR Pareja perfecta ? Ella q termine con E y El con L :33
COMPARTIR Pareja Perfecta M
COMPARTIR SOLO UNA DIRECTIONER ENTIENDE ESTO. -Pocito -Kevin, la paloma que ladra -Vas Happenin? -Bromances -Los chicos de las escaleras. Si entendiste esto te tienes que sentir importante eres DIRECTIONER! -Recuerdas cuando confundiamos los nombres de Nial y Liam ya que son parecidos. Jajaja que momentos. Recuerdas cuando lloras con SOML. Cuando llorabas y rezabas por que a Liam un riñon no le funcionaba. Cuando cada uno fue teniendo novias pero tu seguias imaginando que eran tus novios. Todavia no perdas esperanzas, los conoceremos! siempre seran nuestros novios. acuerdate, eres muy importante eres DIRECTIONER DE CORAZON
COMPARTIR ..Se llama ''JONHY'' y me enamoro x completo..
COMPARTIR vos a que grado pasaste yo a 6to GRADO + y vos????+
COMPARTIR Yo no puedo cobrar por mi culo, mis cachetes o mi altura.. entonces voy a empezar a cobrar porque me llamen por mi nombre completo. Algo odioso :s
COMPARTIR si las iniciales de tu BFF son : S, T, I, P es porque son importantes!!
COMPARTIR Tipico : tener una amiga que se llama Natalia y que se rie de todo jaja
COMPARTIR Navidad,Navidad Santa Me Cago No Me Trago Ah One Direction Viejo Maricon
COMPARTIR Si te gusta One Direction, Sos una genia! :3
COMPARTIR NATACHA MACARENA NO ME QUIERE CONTAARR NADDAA :(
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