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El 1º de tu chat te tiene que escribir un testamento
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Voy a empezar a cobrar $100, a l@s que me digan que soy igual a mi hermano..
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''El amor no se escucha, no se toca, ni se ve, pero le amor sà se siente.''
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Voy a empezar a cobrarle $50 al que diga que mi hermana y yo somos iguales
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eh vos! la del tatuaje del infinito! -YO? -YO? -YO? -YO? -YO?
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Llega Jaimito gritando: - Mama la cague la cague y la mama le dice - No digas eso hijo que todo tiene solucion en la vida entonces jaimito dice: - No es eso mama lo que pasa es que queria despertar a mi hermana con un pedo en el oido y la cague, la cagueeeeeeeeee .
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Odio a la gente que cambia su foto de perfil, para tener mg
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leonardo sos el morocho que le da amor ami corrrazon
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Odio a la gente que pone fotos de perfil de ellos mismos y ponen ''Soy fe@'' ''Sali re fe@'' yo digo, si sos fe@ o saliste fe@ para que la subÃs y las pones de perfil? Pfff... ;)
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Tener 15 años y que te den 19
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Sà vivà en salto y no conoces a herbie no vivÃs
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~sos como agua en el decierto ~ ~sos la sal que sala mi comida~ ~sos la azucar que endulza mi vida~ ~ y por eso te quiero encontrarte ~
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Alexis Gabriel Zunini Sos Mi vida Bb ♥
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Yo solo quiero darte un beso, y regalarte mis mañanas, llevarte a conocer el cielo para que no te falte nada
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NO APTO PARA RUBIAS: ME PEGO PERO NO LE EMBOCO. ¿A QUE SE REFIERE?
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Amor?amor es que este enamorado y el este de novio, y aun serle fiel!
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Amo a One Direction s2 :3
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TPICO: estan todos alrededor tuyo cantandote el feliz cumple años, y no saber si mirar la torta, el techo o el perro.
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y de repente de das cuenta de que todo a terminado de verdad
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Segun tu inicial♥Como seras: A:Discreta/o B:Puerca/o C:Amable D:Te dejas llevar E:Te Gustan Todo/as F:Amargo/a bajon G:Chorra/o H:Chetta I:Dejas pilla a todos J:Tierno/a K:Sencilla Chica facil L:Lendo M:Perfecta/o N:Falso/a mentiroso/a O: Gordo/a P:Pelotudo/a Q:Loca/a R:Raro/a S:Disperso/a T: Mujeriego U:Aburrido/a V:Vergonzosa/o W:Pesimo Amigo/a X:No existis Y: Baga/o Z: Zorra/o
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odio la gente que pone (mg a mi foto de perfil) (mg y te firmo) (mg y te hago un zing) jajaja
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Que lindo es ser de peñarol.!!!
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cache garces Es mi amigo , asike Wacha primero pensala 51264veces antes de hacerlo sufrir porke es MIII amigo ,MIIIO ;)♥ asike lo haces sufrir & anda llamando la ambulancia *-*
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TÃpico: Cuando mas necesitas a tus amigas, nunca están.
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Tema Verano 2014 _ _ _ _ _ Para venir a pehuenn, para venir a pehuén se necesita una pala y sombrillasss. una pala y sombrillas pa ti pa mi y arriba y arriba, y arriba. y arriba a la playa ire, a la playa ire, a la playa ireeeee. Pehueeen pehuén, pehuenn pehuén, pehuén... Yo no soy de montee, yo no soy de monte soy de pehuén soy de pehuén soy de pehueeeeeen. Pehuen pehuén, ....
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Porque nunca falta el ''ah'' al terminar la oración.
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No es tini stoessel es tini estuesel No es ''One Direction'' es ''Uan Direcshion'' No es ''Little Mix'' es ''Lirol mix'' No es ''Selena Gomez'' es ''Selina Goumez'' No es ''Miley Cyrus'' es ''Maili Sayrus'' no es justin bieber es ''Mono abortado bautisado con acido con menos talento que una piedra drogon de m*erda '' xd...
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No es 'Miley Cyrus' es 'Maili Sayrus' No es 'One Direction' es 'Uan Direction' No es ''Selena Gomez'' es ''Selina Goumez'' No es ''Martina Stoessel'' es 'Tini Stoessel' No es ''Justin Bieber'' es 'Mono abortado bautisado con acido con menos talento que una piedra''
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El :3 y el asasasa significa te doy.
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Lo admito , revise el muro de mi ex una ves despues que lo bloquie :3
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